Wunderkammer, Part 2 – The Dead Bigfoot Foetus
This dead Bigfoot foetus was given to me by the Queen of the Faeries in return for my saving her life this one time.
There isn’t much more to say about it really, other than that it sits on my writing desk with my Feejee Mermaid and helps me come up with cool ideas for books.
I really love weird, shrivelled up dead stuff. It’s the reason I got chucked out of law school. But that, my friends, is another story entirely . . .