Smith and the Snow Hounds

This is the exciting tale of Smith and the Snow Hounds. A story of snow, stealth, Siameses and sinister plots. You have never heard a legend quite like this one. Once upon a time . . .

This is Smith:

These are the Snow Hounds:

This is the Evil Siamese, who has just ordered the Snow Hounds to find Smith and destroy him:

The Snow Hounds were shocked, but as the Evil Siamese must be obeyed in all things, they set out on their daring mission to find Smith and defeat him. The Black Snow Hound was the bravest but the Spotty Snow Hound – as shown in the second picture – was able to levitate at will by flapping her ears. Together, they made a formidable team. They travelled many miles through harsh and terrible terrain, sometimes going for days without food or sleep:


Carrying huge and fearsome weapons with them as they travelled:

Until, finally, after many months of weary searching, the Black Snow Hound discovered Smith’s Lair:

And the White Snow Hound pulled off Smith’s nose and ate it – effectively stripping the snowman of all his powers:

The Snow Hounds returned to the Evil Siamese’s Castle in triumph:

And the Evil Siamese slept well that night, safe in the knowledge that her enemy had been defeated:

And they all lived happily ever after, except for Smith.

The End.


Black Snow Hound: Loki

Spotty Snow Hound: Moose

Evil Siamese: Suki

Smith: As Himself.

Pretty good, innit? I ought to go into the novel-writing business . . .


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8 Responses to “Smith and the Snow Hounds”

  1. Christine Says:


  2. Jaine Fenn Says:

    Excellent. Naturally the cat is the brains behind the outfit.

    So, children’s picture books for you next, then?

  3. Trevor Bell Says:

    Inside their heads Siamese have brains. Dogs have….umm….spaces! I would like to offer you a 5 book deal on the strength of this.

  4. Jasmyn Says:

    That was good. Great. My name is Jasmyn, there’s actualy something in the world spelt the same that’s WICKED!

  5. Julian Says:

    Excellent. I want to adapt it for the screen!

  6. Julian Says:

    PS yes I realise that seeing as this was published on the internet, we are all reading it/viewing it on a screen of sorts. My one would just be BIGGER!

  7. Alex Bell Says:

    I think it would make an EPIC BLOCKBUSTER! Robert Downey Junior can play the part of Smith.

  8. Christine Florine Says:

    Downey JR is such a cool dude. The motion picture Iron Man 2 is so great. I really cannot get enough of him!

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