Smith and the Snow Hounds
This is the exciting tale of Smith and the Snow Hounds. A story of snow, stealth, Siameses and sinister plots. You have never heard a legend quite like this one. Once upon a time . . .
This is Smith:
These are the Snow Hounds:
This is the Evil Siamese, who has just ordered the Snow Hounds to find Smith and destroy him:
The Snow Hounds were shocked, but as the Evil Siamese must be obeyed in all things, they set out on their daring mission to find Smith and defeat him. The Black Snow Hound was the bravest but the Spotty Snow Hound – as shown in the second picture – was able to levitate at will by flapping her ears. Together, they made a formidable team. They travelled many miles through harsh and terrible terrain, sometimes going for days without food or sleep:
Carrying huge and fearsome weapons with them as they travelled:
Until, finally, after many months of weary searching, the Black Snow Hound discovered Smith’s Lair:
And the White Snow Hound pulled off Smith’s nose and ate it – effectively stripping the snowman of all his powers:
The Snow Hounds returned to the Evil Siamese’s Castle in triumph:
And the Evil Siamese slept well that night, safe in the knowledge that her enemy had been defeated:
And they all lived happily ever after, except for Smith.
The End.
Cast:
Black Snow Hound: Loki
Spotty Snow Hound: Moose
Evil Siamese: Suki
Smith: As Himself.
Pretty good, innit? I ought to go into the novel-writing business . . .
January 6th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Bravo!
January 6th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Excellent. Naturally the cat is the brains behind the outfit.
So, children’s picture books for you next, then?
January 6th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Inside their heads Siamese have brains. Dogs have….umm….spaces! I would like to offer you a 5 book deal on the strength of this.
January 19th, 2010 at 6:44 am
That was good. Great. My name is Jasmyn, there’s actualy something in the world spelt the same that’s WICKED!
February 6th, 2010 at 1:35 am
Excellent. I want to adapt it for the screen!
February 6th, 2010 at 1:38 am
PS yes I realise that seeing as this was published on the internet, we are all reading it/viewing it on a screen of sorts. My one would just be BIGGER!
February 9th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I think it would make an EPIC BLOCKBUSTER! Robert Downey Junior can play the part of Smith.
May 10th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Downey JR is such a cool dude. The motion picture Iron Man 2 is so great. I really cannot get enough of him!