An Amazing Book That Was Not Written By Me - Part 3
Regular readers of my blog will know that about once a year I grudgingly praise another writer’s work. I do not like to do it too often because I am greedy and grasping, and I despise the thought of people out there spending hard-earned money on books that were not penned by me. But every now and then, I enjoy reading a book so much that it enables me to rise above my natural, in-built pettiness.
So, up next is Tome of the Undergates – from the Next Big Thing ™, Mister Sam Sykes:
I think we can all agree that this cover is wicked, and the man on it is sexy as anything, and the water is . . . well . . . sort of mesmerising. It’s also a very big book (600 pages plus), and, as Amanda at Floor to Ceiling Books has already pointed out, if you were so inclined, you could, feasibly, beat a man to death with this thing. I don’t like to put it too close to any of my books because it makes me feel insecure, and I start wondering whether my efforts are just novellas, rather than actual novels . . .
Anyway, there are, basically, three main reasons why I love Tome:
- The monsters. Heretofore (eek! I just said ‘heretofore’! The ol’ legal training creeps in when you least expect it!) – heretofore, I would have said that the estimable Chris Wooding was the undisputed king of fantasy monsters, but now I would have to say that Chris and Sam are pretty much on a level with each other on this, for there are several really cracking monsters in Tome. I don’t want to give any juicy details away, but the highlight for me were the Omens – these creepy monsters with bodies of birds, and heads of old women who parrot the words of dying men.
- I have a special soft spot for characters who are at least a little bit mad/unstable/unhinged etc. Anyone who’s read The Ninth Circle will know this to be true (see what I did there? Sneakily got the post back onto my books, ah ha). And Lenk, who is the leader (in the loosest sense) of the mismatched band of adventurers in Tome, is haunted by a voice inside his head that only he can hear. More often than not, this urges him on to greater bloodshed and so on. It’s not clear where this voice comes from, or what its purpose is, but I’m an absolute sucker for this sort of internal conflict.
- The similes. I know it seems a bit of an odd thing to highlight, but they really jumped out at me all the way through the book. From now on, I might have to refer to Sam as the King of Similes (he is, after all, yet to be christened by me with an appropriate nickname). I’ve never complimented an author on similes before – that’s how freakin’ great they are.
In addition, I think I would probably enjoy any adventure story that involved a rich fantasy world; a band of companions who are constantly at each other’s throats; and a heck of a lot of blood and gore. It’s true: I like my fantasy novels to be just a little bit filthy (hence my gushing love for anything written by Mr Abercrombie).
So for anyone looking for a thoroughly entertaining read, I would whole-heartedly recommend Tome. Sam is also an active Twitterer (is this a word?), but please don’t follow him because he already has more Twitter followers than me, despite having been around for only a fraction of the time, and that just isn’t right. Perhaps if I made my tweets a bit angrier, I would get a sudden influx of followers . . . ?
Finally, and most vitally, I must add that whilst Mr Sykes may write books that practically eclipse mine in size, my dog could eat his dog in one bite, because Moose is a Great Dane, and Sam is the owner of a teensy-tiny, ludicrously adorable pug by the name of Otis who, I believe, is soon to feature on the shiny new Gollancz blog.
Tome is released in the UK on 15th April, available in all good bookstores, etc etc.
Tags: Great books


March 22nd, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Well after such a wonderful I can’t not read it now, would just be rude. But given my in ability to sit and read any book in one straight go! Where should fit in? Truely believe I should be banned from going into waterstones!
March 22nd, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Damn you Bell!
“At upwards of 600 pages, it’s the sort of novel you could use to handily beat a man to death.”
Why, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say that’s from the review of Tome of the Undergates on The Speculative Scotsman. Not that you shouldn’t all pay Amanda a visit at Floor to Ceiling books anyway - she’s got quite the site going over there.
Also, pugs. Let’s not beat around the bush here: they are sinfully ugly creatures. This is so.
March 22nd, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Jock - you won’t be disappointed. Maybe take it on holiday when you’ve got two weeks to really attack it in earnest?
Niall - oh no, source mix up! I see now that the ‘beating to death’ remark does, indeed, feature in your review. I think Amanda was the first person to *say* it to me when we went for our Alice-themed cream tea last week, you were the first person to *write* it - but I bet I was the first person to *think* it!
And pugs, yes, they’re ugly, but in the sweetest possible way. Like the aye-aye.