Wunderkammer, Part 2 - The Dead Bigfoot Foetus
This dead Bigfoot foetus was given to me by the Queen of the Faeries in return for my saving her life this one time.
There isn’t much more to say about it really, other than that it sits on my writing desk with my Feejee Mermaid and helps me come up with cool ideas for books.
I really love weird, shrivelled up dead stuff. It’s the reason I got chucked out of law school. But that, my friends, is another story entirely . . .
Tags: Dead stuff, Wunderkammer
January 31st, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Ew! That’s disgusting… I don’t think it would inspire my writing - it’s more likely to give me nightmares.
Um… I want to hear the law school story.
January 31st, 2009 at 11:19 pm
0_o
The thing is, in your biography photo you look like such a normal girl…
February 1st, 2009 at 12:44 am
Bigfoot is *not* disgusting, Karen! Tut, shame on you for even suggesting it! He. Is. Awesome. And you should see the other things I have on my desk . . .
And the law school thing . . . okay, so I made that up (or did I?) Sometimes I get carried away. I fled law school of my own free will (more or less). The fact is that not *everything* you read on this blog is *necessarily* 100% accurate. But, man, I really wish I *had* got chucked out of law school because of something involving shrivelled up dead stuff. I would be so blinkin’ proud of myself!
Paul – normal? Ha! Nah, gave that up long ago. I’m so much happier now too
February 1st, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Am envious-never have gotten to save the life of a queen or a faerie.
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:32 am
Oh!!! That scares me!
August 25th, 2012 at 2:53 pm
Do you want to purchase a rare one of a kind shrivelled up dead unicorn foetus, the horn is still in good condition with many of its sparkles still intact, it inspired me to sell it and make millions. I found the foetus under my pillow…. stupid tooth fairy must have gotten mixed up…….. Ps I have pre ordered you book, so it had better be good xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx